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My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The Dreadful bit is my dads JOKE. But I do not see the funny side. Plus it is not even true that I am dreadful. Its just that sometimes my BRILLIANT IDEAS dont work out completely brilliantly. Like, I didnt mean for my cousin to end up bald and covered in superglue, and I also didnt mean to steal our neighbours dog and make him speak Russian... It is not my fault. I cant help it - Im just a Magnet for Disaster.Three fantastically funn...

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The Dreadful bit is my dads JOKE. But it is not even true that I am dreadful... honest. You see, the DISASTER with Rooney, our class rat, might not have been such a DISASTER if it wasnt for Cosmo Moon Webster and his Amazing Maze. AND it is utterly not my fault that the Patented Burglar Trap accidentally tripped Gran over, so her bone went snap. ALSO, I only took Barry the cat to the hospital so he could revive Gran with The Power Of ...

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The Dreadful bit is my dads JOKE. But I do not mean to be dreadful... sawing Bridget Grimes in half for the school show was supposed to be a GOOD THING. And I didnt mean to get up to any SHENANIGANS on the school trip. Plus I worked extra-especially hard on the CAKE OF DREAMS for Mums birthday... but somehow it still turned into a HUGE calamity. Three fantastically funny Penny Dreadful adventures in one fab book! Shortlisted for the R...

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The Dreadful bit is my dads JOKE. Actually, I am not even dreadful at all. I didnt mean for Marlon, who is our school goat, to eat a mobile phone or do some poo that looks like chocolate drops. I only set him free because I was being a FRIEND TO ANIMALS. Also, I didnt ask to be a bridesmaid at Aunt Deedees wedding; I just wanted to build my AMAZING TOWER OF CHAIRS. It wasnt really my fault the cake fell on Dads head and everything tur...

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The Dreadful bit is my dads JOKE. But this time I really wasnt trying to be DREADFUL... No. I was just trying to DO MY BEST, so it is completely not my fault that right now I am sort of blueish all over and so is my sister Daisys swan outfit. And I was also really TRYING TO HELP Joshua Bottomley fall in love with Daisy by doing a science experiment on him, but I did not know that he would just go a bit pale and green and it would all ...

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The Dreadful bit is my dads JOKE. But in fact I am completely UNDREADFUL. It is just that sometimes my BRILLIANT IDEAS turn into DISASTERS. E.g. I didnt mean for Dad to have to go to a crucial meeting with a plastic flowerpot stuck on his head, I was only trying to invent a Patented Brain Massaging Helmet. Plus how was I to know that you cant do chickenpox for show-and-tell, or go to ballet class dressed as a blue cat, because even in...

My name is not actually Penny Dreadful. It is Penelope Jones. The Dreadful bit is my dads JOKE. But I am definitely not dreadful... its just sometimes people dont appreciate the brilliance of my ideas! I mean, it was a BRILLIANT IDEA to hunt a VAMPIRE and Cosmo said Mr. Bentley-Bucket was only pretending to be human. Also Grandma Overall who does not see the BRIGHT SIDE needed cheering up, so I dont know why she didnt like her super-sparkly MAKEOVER. And the water spraying all over the kitchen w...